Opportunity for Mom

by Kitty The Great

A few weeks ago I heard my mom say that she's giving the children "opportunity" for Christmas this year. This has been driving me crazy, because I can't picture "opportunity", and so I've thought of all kinds of CRAZY stuff! But it got me wondering... If I had LOTS of Tunas and could give somebody some opportunity, what would I give? And would it fit in a box? Well... I've decided. It can. And it WOULD. If I only had some tunas! I decided that meowmie is the one I would give some opportunity to. Last Summer, before she got sick, she had gotten a summer membership to the gym, and she was going effury day and workin' out and she felt really really good. Right up until she got sick! But over the last year she couldn't really exercise and she gained a lotta lotta weight, and now she is miserable with it! So... I would give my meowmie the opportunity to Shape Up! I would buy meowmie a full year gym membership and wrap it up purrty in a box with a bow! Yep! That's what I would do! Or... Or... OH OR... maybe I could get a really really HUUUUUUGE monster box and buy her a HOME gym! Yea! And then I could HELP her work out! Yea! Yea! That's it! That's what I'd do! Ohhhhhh.... .... I sure wish I had some tunas.