Best Gift Effur Recieved: Fafur's Fafurite

by Tramp Pawpette Purr

Tramp: Purrs, Fafur, how are mew tonight? Fafur: Oh, good. Say, when did you learn to talk? Tramp: Well, ah haff always known how tah talk, but ah like tah sleep offur talkin'. Fafur: Sounds reasonable. Tramp: Anymews, ah haff an assignment tah find out a family membah's fafurite gift uff all time. Fafur: Cats have assignments? Tramp: Why yes! Its fuh a cl...err imaginary class ah'm in. (whew that was close!) Fafur: Wow, ok. Fire away. Tramp: What was meyahs most fafurite gift uff all time? Fafur: That's easy. Tramp: (Puffs out chest) Yesh? Fafur: Eve Tramp: (sputter) WHAT?! Fafur: Well, you're her gift, but if you were mine I would most certainly pick you. Tramp: Oh, ok. (purr) Well, why is Meowmie such a wonderfuh gift? Fafur: Because I love her, and she's the most important thing to me. Tramp: (sputter) Fafur: You're her gift, remember? Tramp: (sputter) Fafur: (sigh) Tramp: HARRUUMMF. WELL THEN!!! WHEN DID MEW GET THIS... WONDERFUR GIFT?!! Fafur: (avoiding spit and flying hairballs) uhh... I don't think this is a good idea, sweety... Tramp: (collects self) So, when did mew get meowme? Fafur: I went to Seattle on a big plane to meet her, because we had been friends for a long time over the computer. She had come down to Dallas to meet me, shortly before, but I wanted to see what her life was like. Well, we had such a wonderful time together, that she packed up and moved down just in time for my Christmas present! Tramp: (paws away a tear) Aww... One last question... Fafur: Mmhmm? Tramp: What's mewr fafurite thing about her? Fafur: Her wonderful personality. Tramp: Mew! Purrrr purr mewwww! Fafur: I'm sorry, I didn't quite understand that, Tramp. Tramp: (curls up and goes to sleep with a little wink) Fafur: Women... (sighs and chuckles)