Limericks

by Leo

There once was a cat from Frodsham Who liked to dine on boiled ham. But one day when he ate, He broke the best plate, So now he's condemned to eat Spam! There was a young cat from Runcorn, Who yearned to sail round Cape Horn. So he jumped on a boat, Which scare kept afloat. He wished he had never been born! There once lived an old cat in Leigh, Who tried to befriend a thin flea. But the flea took a bite Which itched all the night. The cat moaned, "You've grown fat on me!"