2 Limericks

by Playful

Smoker There once was a smoker named Stu, Who smoked til his face turned blue, We all knew it was wrong, But his addiction was strong, And one day he died and did, too. Mimi There once was a cat named Mimi, Who thought if only you could see me, I am graceful and lithe, So full of life, Surely you’ll adopt or feed me.