'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the land,
The Ring members were waiting to get a glimpse of the man.
Rumor was spread from PH Site #1 to #457,
That he himself would be coming down from heaven,
To deliver greetings and salutations to all his faithful Parrot(t)heads
While they were all snuggled up tight in their beds.....
Dreaming of pirates and beaches and all sorts of songs
We knew we'd get to SEA him before too long.
Then up in the sky what a whoop and a holler!
There he was with his flying parrots lined up in sleigh collars.....
"Finz to the left" and "Finz to the right" were the commands we heard
Given to "MAC" to guide the little feathered herd.
So gracefully they flew through the tropical air
To bring gifts and joy to all his followers there.
He carried cases of Coronas in the back of his sleigh
And was singing "HO HO HO and a Bottle of RHUM" all the way!
To Billy, the Ol' Parrothead, he'll bring a new fish frying pot,
Woodro get's a new toy and his own special "warm spot".
Southern Belle will finally get her space to herself,
and Dreamer a special book to sit on his shelf.
Raubyn and Chip will get their Coronas with limes,
Lisa and Ernie of the Habitat will get some free time.
And for all his Parrot(t)heads, new songs to hear
To enjoy while we sit under the palms, enjoying our beer.
He's done sharing Christmas with us and it's time to move on,
For lots more 'heads are still waiting to hear his song.
"Merry Christmas to All" were the words that rang out,
As his tiny herd took off and turned about.
With one more turn over our heads and swooping low,
He said "To Margaritaville, Mac, tomorrow's my birthday ya know!"
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