Twelve Days of Christmouse
A re-write of... Twelve Days of Christmas! by MGD & Blackjack
On the first day of Christmouse,
My winkwink sent to me
A partridge in a pear tree.On the second day of Christmouse,
My winkwink sent to me
Two furry mice,
And a partridge in a pear tree.On the third day of Christmouse,
My winkwink sent to me
Three cans of tuna,
Two furry mice,
And a partridge in a pear tree.On the fourth day of Christmouse,
My winkwink sent to me
Four bags of catnip,
Three cans of tuna,
Two furry mice,
And a partridge in a pear tree.On the fifth day of Christmouse,
My winkwink sent to me
Five golden collars,
Four bags of catnip,
Three cans of tuna,
Two furry mice,
And a partridge in a pear tree.On the sixth day of Christmouse,
My winkwink sent to me
Six plates of chicken,
Five golden collars,
Four bags of catnip,
Three cans of tuna,
Two furry mice,
And a partridge in a pear tree.On the seventh day of Christmouse,
My winkwink sent to me
Seven feather teasers,
Six plates of chicken,
Five golden collars,
Four bags of catnip,
Three cans of tuna,
Two furry mice,
And a partridge in a pear tree.On the eighth day of Christmouse,
My winkwink sent to me
Eight sisal scratchers,
Seven feather teasers,
Six plates of chicken,
Five golden collars,
Four bags of catnip,
Three cans of tuna,
Two furry mice,
And a partridge in a pear tree.On the ninth day of Christmouse,
My winkwink sent to me
Nine kitty condos,
Eight sisal scratchers,
Seven feather teasers,
Six plates of chicken,
Five golden collars,
Four bags of catnip,
Three cans of tuna,
Two furry mice,
And a partridge in a pear tree.On the tenth day of Christmouse,
My winkwink sent to me
Ten birdies flying,
Nine kitty condos,
Eight sisal scratchers,
Seven feather teasers,
Six plates of chicken,
Five golden collars,
Four bags of catnip,
Three cans of tuna,
Two furry mice,
And a partridge in a pear tree.On the eleventh day of Christmouse,
My winkwink sent to me
Eleven lively lizards,
Ten birdies flying,
Nine kitty condos,
Eight sisal scratchers,
Seven feather teasers,
Six plates of chicken,
Five golden collars,
Four bags of catnip,
Three cans of tuna,
Two furry mice,
And a partridge in a pear tree.On the twelfth day of Christmouse,
My winkwink sent to me
Twelve lambswool cat beds,
Eleven lively lizards,
Ten birdies flying,
Nine kitty condos,
Eight sisal scratchers,
Seven feather teasers,
Six plates of chicken,
Five golden collars,
Four bags of catnip,
Three cans of tuna,
Two furry mice,
And a partridge in a pear tree!