Rhyming in WOOF

by Phelicity

Oh, I'll step up and rise to the challenge, A cwopurrtive kitty I'll be. If I woke up and I was a dog? Not a sweet little kitty like me? What kind of dog would I see? Is there a breed called Tragedy? No? I'll rev up my imagination, Then I guess I'd be a Yorkie. Maybe that wouldn't be too bad, If I didn't mind looking dorky. My human could call me Corky. She'd sure be torqued. Real torquey. So I'll wade right in and declare my breed To be a Yorkshire Terrier. They're little like me, with furry feet. They wear red bows to look merrier. They can go in cars with no carrier. And I wouldn't be nuthin' scarier. Ha! I've imagined the situation. That's the extent of my cwopurration.