MY DREAM
by THE GREAT BUSTER VICECOUNT OF JOHNSTONE
I WAS A BAD KITTY TODAY.
I BITE THE DOG ON THE
TAIL. I SCRATCHED HIM
ON HIS NOSE. I MADE
HIM CRY. HE LOOKED
AT ME AND SAID " I
WISH YOU KNEW
WHAT IT WAS LIKE
TO BE A DOG."
ME A DOG HOW
FUNNY I THOUGHT
AS I WENT TO SLEEP.
THEN I HAD THAT DREAM
THAT BAD DREAM. I WAS
A DOG. I WAS A LITTLE
PUPPY AND THE CAT
KEEP HITTING AND
BITTING ME. OH HOW
IT HURT. I ASKED HIM
TO STOP BUT HE
LAUGHED AND BIT MY
TAIL HARD. I WOKE UP
TO FIND THAT I WAS
BITTING MY TAIL. I
WENT OVER TO THE
DOG AND KISSED HIS
NOSE. AND SAID I AM
SORRY. I WILL NEVER
HURT MY FRIEND
AGAIN.