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If I were the cat of Pierre Cardin? Ahhhhhh what a life that would be! Well, first, I would have a name like Unesco or Beaujolais ... Beau for short! (nothing as flimsy as "Kitty" for sure!) I would wear only Cardin designer collars and I would model for the man at the Palazzo Corsini. Together, we would prowl the world. We would strut through Geneva, catterwaul in Monte Carlo, and pussyfoot through Shanghai. Of course, in each city we would eat only at Maxim's and I would develop a very finicky taste for Escargot! I would be the only kitty on the block with an original Cardin litter box. No boring rectangles for me! My sand would have design! My sand would be jazzed! Art neuvo litter for me!
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