The Talking Box With Lights

by Vicecount Buster

We all have them in our homes. They can be big or small. They can be found in any room in the house, and humans love them. What are they? They are the talking boxes with lights. Humans not being as high up as we are watch it all the time. They can forget to feed us or pet us,when we want them to, They can even forget to clean our boxes. I know just what to do to put a stop to it. The first thing that you must do is get in front of them so all your human can see is you, You may hear some bad words,but keep it up. Get on top of it and hit the front. This will drive them up the wall. If you really want to drive them mad, and who dosen't . You should lay on the remot,hideing it is good too. You can have fun watching your humans look for it. This will take some time but keep at. Your humans will start doing what they should be doing seeing to your needs. This worked for me. My human stoped looking at the talking box with light, however she has started reading so now I must go and lay on a book.