Job Interview

by Polly

My interview responding to the following ad;

Watch cat wanted. Must be willing to hunt down pencils, pens, plastic, etc. If mew is a fierce kitty, we want mew!

Yes, Mr. Interviewer, I am furry fierce. My meowmie, fafur, and sisfur depend on me to guard the house. I am always willing to hunt down pencils & pens, etc. And what about plastic? Oh, plastic is furry easy fur me to hunt down & wrestle. I do these even if my hoomans do not want me to! I am that good of a watch cat. Yes, I am able to lull the pens and pencils into a sense of security. But then, I attack! Mew did not mention it, but I am good with shoelaces, also. I particularly like them when they dangle from yardsticks. Actually, I hunt anything that dangles. This includes apron strings, cords to machines before they are plugged in, etc. I am willing to work for bread, cheese, food, or treats. Thank mew for considering me for mewr position of watch cat.