Interview

by Playful

Meow Mr. Employer,

I am an exceptionally talented cat. I can roll over quite well. I do it so well that it looks like a somersault. Meowmie always laughs when I do this. Because of this skill I think mew should hire me fur cat food commercials. Can mew see it? A cat doing somersaults when mewr brand of cat food of choice is opened. That makes quite a statement, and I am the cat to do it.

I might also mention that I am a pretty white, soft and fluffy, female with green eyes. I have a sweet disposition and am easy to get along with. I do learn fast so if mew need other tricks I can purrform them as well. As a matter of fact, I could have done the part of Sassy in Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey paws down. She only got the part because of discrimination to white cats. Why should Siamese get the best parts? But nevertheless, I do have acting ability as well as my athletic skills and would be suited for many types of movie roles, as well, as commercials. Or mew could use tie in promos. Star me in a series sponsored by mewr product of choice.

Mew see how creative I am? I am sure mew want me fur mewr team.

Purrs,
The modest Playful