Ode to a Guinea Pig

by Sir Wally

I think that I shall never see Such a squeaky thing as thee You have no tail, you're not a mouse But you can really rule the house When the humans open the door You're hungry and squeal some more To silence you, you get more stuff So you're a fatty bit of fluff I want more food so here's the deal I think that I shall learn to squeal If that works, I will show you how To do a really good MEOW!