My Goal in Life Is..

by Taurus

I have a rather unique goal in life. I would like to be the first Cat President of the United States. Cats rule as we all know and I am most certain I can do a much better job then any of the humans are doing. Cats have a simpler life and having a cat rule would be so beneficial because it would make everyone's life so much easier and simpler and laid back. Less stress and more naps...that kind of thing. Plenty of toys and most important lots of food and treats and safe houses for all!

I am a Siamese Cat and a very smart one at that so I feel that I am more then qualified to be the very first kitty President!