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Paw Trek 2245
by Spyder
Meows and greetings from the year 2245! My name is Feline767 and my human
is named 654-80-5530, but I call her Lucy! She calls me Ethel, she says
those are rather historical names from centuries before, from something
called "I Love Lucy", which was on that ancient invention called
television.
We travel around to various galaxies, meeting others and just
exploring the very wide world of the 23rd century. We got a chance to
time travel back to the year 2002, and we met some charming cats and
humans in a cool place called CLAW! They all wanted to find out about how
life is in the future, so we decided to share some of our observations!
For one thing, cat food is very changed! No more messy cans or bags that
tear, cat food now is a little tablet, they come in various flavors, and
while there isn't much to them, they do taste good, and are very filling.
However, nothing beats a real live 21st century mouse! I got to hunt one
down while time traveling, and wow, was that a tasty treat! We don't have
anything like that in 2245, although we do have some robotic mice whose
prime purpose in life is to patrol for wiring frays in the multiple wiring
harnesses required to maintain the mechanized and computerized homes of
2245. They aren't much fun to chase though, and they have no taste at
all!
Another change is that the humans don't have to remember to feed us
cats, a muchine is preprogrammed to give out the food pills twice a day,
and it will even give a treat now and then. But not the same as rubbing
and twisting around the humans legs as they prepare the food. That was so
much fun! We got to stay in a normal household of 2002 while visiting,
and boy was it a riot watching the human try to feed her three cats, as
they meowed, jumped on the counter and tried to grab the food!
Another
really interesting change is the use of the litter box. Now in 2245, all
felines use a toilet similar to the ones the humans use. It sits on the
floor, is very easy to use, and no water involved. It uses special
moisturized air to flush down the waste, and requires no cleanup or messy
litter! Even 23rd century dogs use these, as we have all been inplanted
with chips to help us learn all the new technology.
I got a chance to use
the old style litter box, and thought it was much neater, all that
scratching of litter was fun!
Naturally veterinarians are still around in
2245, but their technology is much different. They, like human doctors,
don't do traditional surgery, as everything is done with lasers. Sure
makes for quicker recovery time, and very little pain too. Vaccinations
are mostly required for those traveling to other galaxies, and they are
painless now, just a tiny puff of air in your fur, and you are all set!
One thing that hasn't changed over the centuries is the bond between human
and cat. If anything, it is closer than ever. Life in 2245 can be quite
sterile, with so many things automated, little real human to human
contact, and so much time spent dealing with various machines and
computers.
There is nothing like cuddling up with your human and just
relaxing! Purring and purring, with the human talking sweet things to
you, well, that is something that is very special in the 23rd century just
as it is in the 21st century.
I really enjoyed my visit to 2002, and my
human and I are thinking of time traveling back there permanently! That
way I could join CLAW! We both think that would be more fun than anything
we can find in 2245!
Done
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Sunday, 04-May-2003 22:32:18 EDT