My Goals for the Future

by Leo

I have achieved most of my goals already as I think I am a lucky kitty to have a warm comfortable home, nice food to eat and a human to make a fuss of me as well as having my Mum and Ginger to play with. I wish Josephine my sister would be nice to me and play too, so that is my first goal getting her to like me, though I don't know how I can do that as I have been trying for years and she just hisses and hit me with her paw every time I go near her !

I would also like to make my human, Rose more obedient and train her better She is a slow pupil as she still insists on sometimes getting up when I am comfortably asleep on her lap. Doesn't she understand that I need my sixteen hours a day and don't like to be disturbed ! Then she can be very slow at opening the door for me, I aim to make her learn to be obedient and know that I am the boss and head of the household !

My next goal is to improve the food. Don't get me wrong, Rose knows better than to serve that horrible cheap cat food but she needs to learn I would like the Gourmet food every day and not just on my birthday !I aim to make her buy it by refusing to eat what she gives me and making her feel guilty by mewing loudly to say I'm hungry, then she will go to the shops and buy me some of that delicious food in the tiny tins.

I also want to train her to cuddle me more instead of staring at her computer screen and using her fingers to type when she should be stroking me ! Once I've achieved my goal of training my human properly, I will use the same tactics on other humans. Who knows maybe I could be King one day as I am very good at giving orders and getting people to do what I want ! As cats are far superior to humans that is my ultimate goal !