What I really think of my Vet

By SassyJazmine

My Vet is a very nice man that is so patient and gentle, and talks with the softest voice, I just don't know who wouldn't like him, even tho he has done some very questionable things to me in my short little life. But I am a model patient when I go to see him, even when he worked on my (blush) anal glands last time.

But my sisfur Jessie, well.... she is the terror of the family. She gets into her carrier with no problems, meowmie puts her favorite doll in there with her, and off they go to the vet. But the minute she gets into the office, she turns into monster kitty.

They have to dismantle the carrier to get her out, usually scratching or biting one or both of the nurses in the process. Then they have to put a little blanket over her and the nurse holds her by the neck while the doctor gently and softly tries to give her a little exam, she snarls and growls and is just so terrible.

But the Vet is so nice to her and he never raises his voice, I just don't know why she doesn't like him. Every trip she makes she embarrasses meowmie to death, maybe she should take a lesson from ME! I am such a good patient that they rave on and on about how good I am and praise meowmie about what a good kitty she has, and of course, that makes meowmie very proud of me, and she will rush right out and buy me some Kitty Kisser treats, Yippeeeee..... I love my Vet, I love my meowmie and I LOVE my Kitty Kissers.