Afraid.

by Playful

Boom! Crash! It is a scarey noise meant to frighten you. I hate things that frighten me. And some of those things are the weather, cars, v*ts, d*gs, and people. And oh, yes, the vacuum monster. Now the scariest is the v*t. I have seen kitties go in and not come out…oh, that reminds of a d*g catcher, or animal control, the current politically correct term. They are scarey. Scarier even than the v*t. I purrsonally have never seen a sibling to to animal control but I have seen a sibling go to the v*t and not come back. Meowmie said the kitty was suffuring and she had to make that stop. Well, that is the scariest thing.

The next is the weather. I have only been in mild earthquakes and thunderstorms and those were scary enough. I don’t want to see a serious earthquake, flood, tornado or hurricane. So the weather is like a monster, isn’t it?

D*gs are just hateful but they are fun to tease. As long as they stay outside. My furmeowmie tangled with one…she didn’t live to meow about it. So I have a healthy respect for d*gs.

Cars. I just don’t like going in cars. It usually means a trip to the v*t for starters. And they are noisey. They are big. They have run over some of my outdoor friends. I say keep them in the garage and out of kitty paths. They are scarey.

People, well, they aren’t cats or d*gs. They can’t use their nose worth a darn. They are so different from us that they are scarey. Only my Meowmie is not. Or the neighbor that visits and feeds us if Meowmie is away for the day…he is ok.

The vacuum monster eats things. It might eat me. It makes awful noises, like thunder. It is scarey.

So there mew have it. Things that are scarey are weather, d*gs, v*ts, people (who are often v*ts), animal control, cars, and vacuum monsters. Do mew haf certain things mew find scarey?