Companions

By SassyJazmine

My goal in life is to be an only kitty. I think that would be a great thing. No more sharing the food dish, no more sharing treats, my bed would be my very own, I wouldn't have to chase someone out of it whenever I needed a little nap and I would never EVER have to cover someone elses' stinky secrets in the litter box.

Now don't get me wrong, everycat that lives here is okay, if you like to share all your stuff with someone. Jessie has her favorite doll and she got so upset when I accidentally tore its arm off, I didn't do it on purpose, but I still hear about it, what a nag.

Then we have Left, he is a big lump of a fellow and he likes to box, you do something he doesn't like, wham, he boxes your ears. He has his own favorite place to sleep (in his fafurs chair) and NO one had better try to sleep in it either, otherwise, he is just a quiet kind of guy, booring you could say, but everyone seems to love him and his spooky eyes.

And finally we have Right. He is a pain in everyone's tail, always in trouble, always thinking up new and exciting adventures for us, we play chase at 3 am every morning, keeps the humans on their toes trying to quiet us down. We love to bird watch together, meowmie has so many pictures of the two of us sitting like statues watching the birdies out the window.

Which one would I get rid of first you say? Well...... Jessie is a nag and acts like she is Queen for a Day, but she raised me, so I guess she can stay, and Left, well he is so much fun to torment, I guess he can stay, and Right is my buddy, my sidekick, he has to stay. So that is it! The one that has to go is........... Hey wait a minute, I am the only one that wasn't chosen to stay, Now that is not quite what I had in mind.

Maybe being an only kitty isn't such a good thing after all.