The 10 worst resolutions I have ever made.

by Bug Bug Milliken

10. I resolve to be nice to the neighborhood dogs, (after they move.) 9. I resolve to be nice to my brothers and sisters, (at least once in this lifetime. I can negotiate the other 8 lives.) 8. I resolve to lose weight before bikini season, (or swim in my fur). 7. I resolve to study more, (or less) 6. I resolve to keep my room straight (someday). 5. I resolve to let my mewmie kiss me each day (but not on the nosey.) 4. I resolve to only eat what is good for me, (if that is all that is available.) 3. I resolve to stay out of trouble (when mewmie isn’t looking.) 2. I resolve to give up choconip (when I die.) 1. I resolve to give up catnip. (dream on.)