10 WORST Resolutions

by Playful

10. To be a less finicky eater is the tenth worst resolution made by a cat. 9. To stop reading Garfield fur ideas of how to live 8. To cooperate about going to the v*t. 7. To not use my claws when kneading on Meowmie. 6. To make furriends wif a neighborhood d*g. 5. To be furriendly to people coming to visit. 4. To volunteer fur baths. 3. To stop jumping up on whatefur Meowmie is doing that doesn’t involve me. 2. To quit dragging odd stuff into the litter box. 1. The worst resolution is to stop waiting fur a partridge in a pear tree to be delivered.