10 BEST Resolutions

by Kitty the Great

10. Improve sand castle skills. 9. Take "dry bath" in catnip - weekly! 8. REACH for the ceiling! 7. Get MORE toys! Bigger and BETTER toys! 6. Demand more sardines and crab. 5. Take over NIGHTTIME occupancy of the waterbed. 4. Only hide in the warm clothes OUTSIDE the dryer! 3. Stop fighting the cling free sheets - they help! 2. Learn to scratch the door like the d*g does. and... my number 1 resolution for 2004? 1. Do NOT drool on the person brushing me!