10 WORST New Years Resolutions For A Cat

by Phelicity

10. To volunteer fur efurrything. 9. To stay out of cupboards. 8. To get along wif d*gs. 7. To eat your same old food wifout complaining. 6. To go on the wagon and give up catnip. 5. To be sweet and cwopurrtive at the V*t's 4. To refrain from munching on tissue paper and ribbons. 3. To stand guard at your bedroom door and not let your sisfur in. (Ouch!) 2. To stop batting your eyes at the opposite gender. 1. To try to keep your resolutions