10 BEST New Years Resolutions For A Cat

by Mewsette

10. To live forever 9. To rule your home as Queen (or King) 8. To make your mom stay home with you every day, where she belongs. 7. To learn the art of hacking up a hairball when you want attention Now. 6. To remember where you stashed all your mousies. 5. To find better hidey places and resist the urge to meow "Here I am". 4. To refuse to eat anything but very rare filet mignon. 3. To beg, plead, cajole and howl for what you want and Nefur Give Up. 2. To spend your old age having fun, dreaming dreams, and nefur thinking up things to write. 1. To not make any more New Year's Resolutions.