TEN OF THE BEST CAT RESOLUTIONS AROUND

by Gizmo

Us cats should always resolve to the following: 1. Take plenty of naps. 2. Always make sure their is cat food in the house at all times. 3. Always make sure treats are ready and waiting. 4. Take over the most comfortable place in the house for sleeping ahead of anyone else. 5. Never get up when called ( play with the humans a little and make them wait). 6. Always Purr.....it gets you good things. 7. Meow when necessary and use the appropriate assortment of Meows. 8. Always sleep in a cute position that gets the humans attention so you can get more petting that way, but of course, no need for the humans to know this. 9. Always repeat these words feed me, feed me, over and over in a sweet but annoying meow to get what you want when you want it. 10. Make sure you have plenty of catnip toys and that you play with them and get them real soggy so that the humans know how much you like the toys and they will also keep buying them and won't it be fun for the humans to pick up that soggy toy!