Card Playing and How To Stop It
by Vicecount Buster
Illustrated by
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Hello young kittens of CLAW . I am here to tell you about the card playing
that humans do and how to stop it. I know what you're going to ask. " Why
should we try to stop it? Because cardplaying takes time, and that time
can be better spent serving our needs.
You must keep watch all the time. Humans like to play when they think
you are asleep. When you see your human playing cards you should get on
the table and lay on the cards. Then you must move your body around so
that the cards fall off the table. Look at the cards on the floor like
you have never seen them before.
At this time your human may be mad at you. Just look loving at them and
rub them and start to purr. This works all the time, Soon you will have
your humans well trained. When you get on the table they will put the cards
away and see to your needs. Remember kittens of CLAW always keep your
humans under your paws.
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